Army of Two Poster

I always wanted an action movie with these two charismatic muscular guys and thought this game adaptation would've been a cool vehicle for them! My apologies to the purists, I'm only a casual fan of the game.
I decided to go OVER THE TOP! It brings to mind a narration I heard in a cheesy 70s movie trailer -- "More action than you can pack into a lifetime!"
Also, to quote Rick McCallum, "It's so dense!"